People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.

Someone trying to be funny probably isn't as funny as someone who doesn't want to be funny but is and can't help it. Someone being serious or angry might be funny. If you get angry, the first thing I want to do is laugh because I don't know why you're getting that angry. Pathos makes me laugh, funerals make me laugh.

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.