I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.

I think sometimes you get given a good pile of goodwill, and it's whether you use it up in the first six months or spread it out over a career.

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational

Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.

Of all the disciplines involved in making anything - TV, film or anything I do - the writing is the most valuable commodity.

Famous people are above the law.