It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?" I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up to people saying "Prove I can't fly." They'd go: "What do you mean 'Prove you can't fly'? Prove you can!"

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'

I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.

You can just keep getting it worse until you have to pull back and let the audience breathe. But yeah, I really love digging.

I don't do anything for the money.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.