It annoys me that the burden of proof is on us. It should be "You came up with the idea. Why do you believe it?" I could tell you I've got superpowers. But I can't go up to people saying "Prove I can't fly." They'd go: "What do you mean 'Prove you can't fly'? Prove you can!"

When you get back into the editing suite in the cold light of day, the written stuff is better.

I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you.

My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off.

What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.