Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn't reoffended. I think he's going straight, which shows you prison does work.

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Some people are offended by mixed marriage, gay people, atheism. So what? F*** 'em.

Popularity and democracy aren't a judge, they're just stats.

Thank you God for making me an atheist.

There are good and bad critics like good or bad artists. A good critic says why they didn't like it. A bad critic gives it away that they don't like you as a person. I quite like that as well, because it means that I've won.

Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.