There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry about everything all the time.

Growing up, the two things that made my blood boil were religious intolerance and animal cruelty. I’ve never understood it. I can’t stand to have an animal in pain.

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.