Saying atheism is a belief system is like saying not going skiing is a hobby.

I've got the attention span of a child.

When someone thanks God, I don't get offended.

I was okay with singing. I always sneak a song into everything I do. Dancing, a little awkward. Little embarrassed about that. I don't move well. But I was with a frog, so it doesn't matter. I'll do anything with a frog, that's my motto. He's great with tap-dancing or flap-dancing on my head. So no one's going to be looking at me when we're doing that dance. They're going to be saying, 'There's a frog dancing'.

We didn't evolve; God made us. So I just want to explain to you exactly how that happened... Some of the things you'll hear do sound a little bit far-fetched. I admit that. Then I found out that the other name for The Bible is The Gospel, so it is all true. Luckily, the clue is in the title.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

I've never done anything for the common consensus. I do things to please me. If you are happy with something yourself, you become bulletproof.