I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.

I have to stay true to myself.

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.

I want to manufacture a feud.

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.