I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."