Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points."

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I've always defined myself as a writer, I've never decided what it was I was gonna write. [...] I always fancied myself one, but I'm not. I'm so far from a writer.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.