For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.
My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome."
I have to stay true to myself.
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.