I like playing really super-intense, live-in-the-moment characters. It asks me to not phone it in. It's impossible to phone it in. Every American boy has spent his childhood pretending to get shot.

I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.