I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"

Anything would deserve a sequel if the right elements are there.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.