Anything would deserve a sequel if the right elements are there.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

Stand-up is a real art form in itself and one that I really think to be good at you have to devote your entire life to. It's the really, really good ones that end up getting to do the things that I like to do: movies, TV shows, and stuff like that. It's a really hard gig and it just never called to me.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.