I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?

In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.