My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole.
I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.
In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
I think your ambition for something changes as you go.
We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of mental illness, the advances made in the last hundred years have been far more significant than the space program, nuclear fission, or even The Wire, for so many fortunate people.