On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

I hate wearing suits and ties.

I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.