I want people to feel good about themselves.
It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.
Politicians, it's in their job description to just lie, every day.
In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material.