On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were.

People moved in across the street and are immediately cutting down a huge tree. Their toothbrushes will know my buttonhole.