Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole heartedly without loving all women somewhat. I suppose that the converse must be true of women.

Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.