Nothing gives life more zest that running for your life.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.
Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.
Gratitude is a euphemism for resentment.
The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket.