If we blow ourselves up we will do it by misapplication of science; if we manage to keep from blowing ourselves up, it will be through intelligent application of science.

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog. Don't farm it out — that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse.

Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.