You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.

Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw

I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.

Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit.