You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. - Second Amendment to the Constitution An armed society is a polite society.

The commonest weakness of our race is our ability to rationalize our most selfish purposes.

Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.

Sovereign," like "love," means anything you want it to mean; it's a word in dictionary between "sober" and "sozzled.

Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so sad that we must laugh at it.