Budget the luxuries first.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.

Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

A little more money won't do you any good - because daughters can use up ten percent more than a man can make in any normal occupation, regardless of the amount.