Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off.

The problem of what to wear while lolling about the house on a Sunday afternoon is becoming more and more acute as the fashions in lolling garments change. The American home is in danger of taking on the appearance of an Oriental bordello.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

There are several natural phenomena which I shall have to have explained to me before I can keep on going as a resident member ofthe human race. One is the metamorphosis which hats and suits undergo exactly one week after their purchase, whereby they are changed from smart, intensely becoming articles of apparel into something children use when they want to "dress up like daddy.