At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands.

Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.

It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.