One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully.
Robert BenchleyThe most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.
Robert BenchleyIt is one of the most discouraging experiences I have ever had, not forgetting the time when I winked at the Queen Mother in London once.
Robert BenchleyThis is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
Robert Benchley