A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.

If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.

It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.