A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

I am both a public and a private school boy myself, having always changed schools just as the class in English in the new school was taking up Silas Marner, with the result that it was the only book in the English language that I knew until I was eighteen--but, boy, did I know Silas Marner!

Work is a form of nervousness.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.