This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures.

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.

I am both a public and a private school boy myself, having always changed schools just as the class in English in the new school was taking up Silas Marner, with the result that it was the only book in the English language that I knew until I was eighteen--but, boy, did I know Silas Marner!

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.