This congestion in the post offices is due to what are technically known as "regulations" but what are really a series of acrostics and anagrams devised by some officials who got around a table one night and tried to be funny.

Sunday morning may be cheery enough, with its extra cup of coffee and litter of Sunday newspapers, but there is always hanging over it the ominous threat of 3 P.M., when the sun gets around to the back windows and life stops dead in its tracks.

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor.

My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.