I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert BenchleyWe are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born. We are constantly remarking on the fact that things are done well by people other than ourselves. "The Japanese are a remarkable little people," we say, as if we were doing them a favor. "He is an Arab, but you ought to hear him play the zither." Why "but"?
Robert BenchleyOne of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully.
Robert BenchleyAnyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley