This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls.

I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.

Streets full of water. Please Advise.

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.