Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off.
Robert BenchleyEngland and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.
Robert BenchleyA man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket. 'How old's your kid?' the conductor says, and the father says, 'He's four years old.' 'He looks at least twelve to me,' says the conductor. And the father says, 'Can I help it if he worries?
Robert BenchleyIt was one of those plays in which all of the actors unfortunately enunciated very clearly.
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