Consider the number of young people all over the world who are getting married, day in and day out, for no other reason than thatsomeone of the opposite sex looks well in a green jersey or sings baritone, and then tell me that divorce has reached menacing proportions. The surface of divorce has not even been scratched yet.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.