You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Streets flooded. Please advise.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.

I suppose that one of the psychological principles of advertising is to so hammer the name of your product into the mind of the timid buyer that when he is confronted with a brusk demand for an order he can't think of anything else to say, whether he wants it or not.