You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Consider the number of young people all over the world who are getting married, day in and day out, for no other reason than thatsomeone of the opposite sex looks well in a green jersey or sings baritone, and then tell me that divorce has reached menacing proportions. The surface of divorce has not even been scratched yet.

The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.