The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

If you are one of the hewers of wood and drawers of small weekly paychecks, your letters will have to contain some few items of news or they will be accounted dry stuff.... But if you happen to be of a literary turn of mind, or are, in any way, likely to become famous, you may settle down to an afternoon of letter-writing on nothing more sprightly in the way of news than the shifting of the wind from south to south-east.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

Sunday morning may be cheery enough, with its extra cup of coffee and litter of Sunday newspapers, but there is always hanging over it the ominous threat of 3 P.M., when the sun gets around to the back windows and life stops dead in its tracks.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.