All laughter is a muscular rigidity spasmodically relieved by involuntary twitching.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

There is no doubt that every healthy, normal boy...should own a dog at some time in his life, preferably between the ages of forty-five and fifty.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born. We are constantly remarking on the fact that things are done well by people other than ourselves. "The Japanese are a remarkable little people," we say, as if we were doing them a favor. "He is an Arab, but you ought to hear him play the zither." Why "but"?