The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
All laughter is a muscular rigidity spasmodically relieved by involuntary twitching.
There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.
Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor.
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.