You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

The problem of what to wear while lolling about the house on a Sunday afternoon is becoming more and more acute as the fashions in lolling garments change. The American home is in danger of taking on the appearance of an Oriental bordello.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.

Work is a form of nervousness.

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.