The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor.
In Milwaukee last month a man died laughing over one of his own jokes. That's what makes it so tough for us outsiders. We have to fight home competition.