There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.

Streets full of water. Please Advise.

Work is a form of nervousness.

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.