New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do.

Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor.

At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to dross in one's hands.

Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs.