Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey.

It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.