Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Streets flooded. Please advise.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born. We are constantly remarking on the fact that things are done well by people other than ourselves. "The Japanese are a remarkable little people," we say, as if we were doing them a favor. "He is an Arab, but you ought to hear him play the zither." Why "but"?