Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination papers, then gohome to tea. Nowadays they seem to feel that they must know just how much we (outside the university) eat, what we do with our spare time, and how we like our eggs.

All that a spectator gets out of the game is fresh air, the comical articles in his program, the sight of twenty-two young men rushing about in mysterious formations, and whatever he brought in his flask.

Streets flooded. Please advise.

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.