If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls.

Next to an old-fashioned church social, or possibly a monster bridge party, there is no buzz which can equal the sibilant buzz ofa matinée.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.

It is one of the most discouraging experiences I have ever had, not forgetting the time when I winked at the Queen Mother in London once.

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.

In Milwaukee last month a man died laughing over one of his own jokes. That's what makes it so tough for us outsiders. We have to fight home competition.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.