Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Sunday morning may be cheery enough, with its extra cup of coffee and litter of Sunday newspapers, but there is always hanging over it the ominous threat of 3 P.M., when the sun gets around to the back windows and life stops dead in its tracks.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.

The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life whichdoes not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest.

It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.