Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

I am both a public and a private school boy myself, having always changed schools just as the class in English in the new school was taking up Silas Marner, with the result that it was the only book in the English language that I knew until I was eighteen--but, boy, did I know Silas Marner!

There are several ways to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully.

What is to be done with people who can't read a Sunday paper without messing it all up?... Show me a Sunday paper which has been left in a condition fit only for kite flying, and I will show you an antisocial and dangerous character who has left it that way.