If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.
Robert BenchleyEven nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
Robert BenchleyOne of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.
Robert BenchleyThere are several natural phenomena which I shall have to have explained to me before I can keep on going as a resident member ofthe human race. One is the metamorphosis which hats and suits undergo exactly one week after their purchase, whereby they are changed from smart, intensely becoming articles of apparel into something children use when they want to "dress up like daddy.
Robert Benchley