The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.

Grammar is not a set of arbitrary rules; it is a compact between people who wish to understand each other.

Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.

What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn't it be nice if eternity captured you smiling?

A senseless tragedy remains forever tragic, but it is up to us whether it remains forever senseless.

You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.

There is always a perfectly good excuse, always a reason not to. The hardest freedom to win is the freedom from one's excuses.