The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.

Looking back, you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting.

Be thoughtful of others and you will not be shy, for they are incompatible addictions.

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

Life is a series of family photos in which eventually you stop showing up.

If I were Opportunity, I wouldn't just knock, you'd have to sign.