Sign over the gates of hell: "Doesn't mean you're a bad person."

It is usually the case that people who know you better than you know yourself think you're a pretty good person.

On the sixth day, God created the artist, realizing no doubt that He had far from exhausted the uses of color.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets.