It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

No one complains of being a prisoner of love who has ever been a prisoner of loneliness.

There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling

Today's Parenting Tip: Treat a difficult child the way you would your boss at work. Praise his achievements, ignore his tantrums and resist the urge to sit him down and explain to him how his brain is not yet fully developed.

To hurt someone you know will forgive you is the unkindiest thing of all.

The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.

An aphorism is a single sentence that totally exhausts its subject.