It's a safe bet that someone who tells you you need to calm down has never actually seen you when you needed to calm down.

Genius is a plodding intellect, incapable of dreaming up the obstacles that stop the rest of us.

I like friends who, when you tell them you need a moment alone, know enough not to stray too far.

A rule that cannot be bent will certainly be broken.

There is no such thing as gratitude unexpressed. If it is unexpressed, it is plain, old-fashioned ingratitude.

A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.

Life is a series of tasks that you absolutely must get done before they don't matter any more.