Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights.

Blogs seem to have two magnetic poles, one attracting friends, the other repulsing relatives.

The strongest marriage is between two who seek the same God, the strongest friendship between two who flee the same devil.

Try to discover, The road to success, And you'll seek, But never find, But blaze your own path, And the road to success, Will trail right behind.

That portion of reality that can be composed within a frame can be understood.

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.