Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

To have success, you can't let failure stop you. To have great success, you can't let success stop you.

There is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents.

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.

Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

Be the master of your fate, be the captain of your soul, but do not hesitate, should the chance befall you, to be the slave of your heart.