Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

There is a what-the-hell moment in life when you feel you have been pre-punished for every sin you'll ever commit.

I find in old age that it's possible to revisit the past, the one requirement being that you come as you are.

I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.

Sometimes in tragedy we find our life's purpose - the eye sheds a tear to find its focus.

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15.

There are couples a matchmaker would match every time - and couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme.