Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to run with.

When compiling his great dictionary, the young Noah Webster travels to the Himalayas, where he climbs to the cave of the world's wises man. 'O, great sage,' he says, 'tell me the meaning of life.' The sage sits Noah at his feet and, with great solemnity, commences to unfold the meaning of life. When finished, he places a hand on the young man's shoulder and says, 'Do you have any other questions, my son?' Noah flips a page in his notebook and says, 'You wouldn't know the meaning of lift, would you?'

If I had my life to live over, I'd have fewer meetings and more rendezvous.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full.

Better you don't search for who you are until you know who it is you want to find.