Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

We lack resolve and blame fate, mistaking the drift for the tides.

Once you find someone to share your ups and downs, downs are almost as good as ups.

Love may be blind, but if you've ever known a blind person, they still know where everything is.

What if man were required to educate his children without the help of talking animals.

The little money I have - that is my wealth, but the things I have for which I would not take money, that is my treasure.

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.