There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

We envy others, for we see their lives in broad outline, while forced to live ours in every detail.

O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.

It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you're not sure which half they know.

Yes, to be a good parent, you have to sacrifice, but this is not a requirement of parenting, it is a requirement of being good at something.

You can be happy with someone who likes you despite your faults - until you meet someone who likes your faults.