Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.