You have to break in half to love somebody.

When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.

I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock - kind of this feeling of "What do we do now?" I started performing, and there was a catharsis in the laughing. People started to be able to laugh again. Laughter can be many things - sometimes a medicine, sometimes a weapon, depending on.

Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.

Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block."