A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said the only hope -and it's a strange thought - is if they put the button to launch the nuclear war behind a man's heart. The President, then, with a rusty knife, would have to cut out the man's heart, kill the man, to get to the button.

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block."

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.

In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.