Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.