People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.
I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.
Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!