Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it's independent or a studio movie. I'm much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.