Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's about it. Cocaine is nothing new. It's the pressure, I think. People use it to relieve that, and for me it is about getting numb and forgetting. I have a reverse metabolic reaction to the stuff.

The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time ago, he said, 'People--they'r e kinda like flowers, and it's been a privilege walking in your garden.' My love goes with you.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.