Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.

The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but they're not. Ah, that's the good stuff!

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.

If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.