Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.