Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...